coconut almond chocolate chip cookies

I am going to invoke an analogy which may not make any sense (though it does seem apropos with regard to the impending Mayan apocalypse)

But.

Have you ever seen and/or listened to War of the Worlds?

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Okay, so the premise is that these virtually unstoppable space aliens invade Earth, killing people left and right, slurping up their bodily fluids for sustenance. Earth is doomed, right? WRONG. The aliens start dying off on account of not having an immunity to all the tiny microorganisms and bacteria that populate the earth. THE EARTH IS SAVED.

Stay with me.

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sun butter banana shake

Okay, go ahead. Give me the award for worst blogger of the century. I accept it with no illusions.

At this point, I feel no need to defend myself. Sometimes life just gets crazy. Job opportunities come and go. Hopes spring up and are dashed. Physical, mental, and emotional health fluctuate. Crises of identity are had. New life paths are charted and blazed. And sometimes, well… sometimes it all manifests in the form of a month-long recipe hiatus.

Fortunately, I’ve got myself convinced that this is a perfectly valid response.

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butternut squash pie bars

Some of you don’t need me to tell you what today is.

And some of you do, which is perfectly reasonable and shall evince no judgmental or condemnatory rhetoric from me.

Today is, of course, the first day of my first-ever official participation in VEGAN MOFO!

… which, oddly enough, has nothing to do with Samuel L. Jackson brandishing a stalk of kale.

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Andy’s birthday cupcakes

So today is a very special day.

For those of you who are afflicted with selective blindness, or who for whatever reason neglected to read the title, today is the auspicious anniversary of the birth of my sweetie/soulmate/love of my life/pookie bear/what have you.

That’s right. Andy turns 22! … not 6, as the candles might lead you to believe. I’m not THAT much of a cradle-robber.

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crispy biscoff wontons

I’ve been in a bit of a recipe rut lately.

In fact, as Andy and I were compiling our grocery list this morning, it became painfully apparent that we are currently stagnating in the tepid waters of the culinary doldrums. I mean, once you buy a certain number of tortillas, you’re forced to admit to yourself that you have a problem.

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